In review, about a week ago I sent this to the Ritz-Carlton...
But, seriously, why no porn? This oversight might be enough to force me to take my business to the Holiday Inn.
(P.S. Love the pens!)
I was not really expecting a response, but HEY, whaddya know...Patrick, Edward and Charlie's assistant kindly responded to my inquiry...
Thank you for your comments regarding the cleanliness of our hotel, we certainly take pride in that. To answer to your question, it is world-wide company policy that we do not offer any adult pay-per-view options.
Please let me know if I may be of any further assistance.
Executive Administrative Assistant to
Patrick Franssen, Hotel Manager
Edward Boylan, Executive Assistant Manager/ Rooms Division
Charlie Zha, Director of Food and Beverage
The Ritz-Carlton, Key Biscayne
455 Grand Bay Dr.
Key Biscayne, FL 33149
"Miami's Only AAA Five Diamond Resort"
So what I have surmised from this... (1) the Ritz-Carlton thinks that they are too good for porn and has a snooty no-porn "policy" that says this; and (2) Texa must have taken a super-long lunch and pissed off Patrick, Edward and Charlie and now they are punishing her by making her answer my inane emails.
When I first received the email, I was actually staying at the Ritz in Washington, DC and was all like "Phfftttt...snobs!" but then I went downstairs and saw a huge sign directing military-looking people to "German/American Bi-Lateral Discussions" and I said "Ohhhhhh....."
I get it now. I guess you can't offer porn if you are going to be hosting very important international bi-lateral discussions because if you had porn in the rooms, nobody would come downstairs for the bi-lateral discussions and then the world would explode. So I get it now. The Ritz is only trying to protect world peace.
Regardless, I am happily ensconced in The Heavenly Bed at the Westin in Houston and I love the Westin. I checked....the Westin has porn. Whew.
"All Sex and No Plot" - Yeah Westin!