I would be posting things but my Netbook is evil

I'm still in Washington DC and have all of these cool things to tell you about like presidents and German/American relations and Easter vomit, but I left my beloved Mac Book at home and my netbook is evil and makes me want to chew my hands off at the wrist so this is all that I have come up with and this took me an hour and now I want to go drink heavily and hide under the covers and, since I'm at the Ritz, definintely not watch porn. 

Meanbook

Maybe tomorrow.